[0.0s] Previously, on Dumpshens and Dragons.
[2.6s] I'll watch this, whatever you have coming up, see how you perform.
[7.7s] And if I think it's worth Orcus's time to actually have you draw attention to yourself
[12.1s] as to draw attention away from us, then we'll move forward with the plan.
[17.4s] Just so matter of fact, it sounds like they're on their way.
[20.5s] Fireball erupts, blasting you back and into the surrounding undead.
[27.5s] I'm just gonna try and do whatever damage I can.
[30.2s] Yeah, Margaret will start swinging her Mace of Disruption.
[34.4s] Armin, you got any plans here?
[37.2s] Just a moment, I can summon perhaps some help.
[40.8s] These four are proving an issue for you.
[44.2s] I'm gonna look up at the dais and then at Lex and then just fly forward and scoop my arms.
[50.8s] Not ready for this yet.
[53.8s] And he casts Dimension Door beneath you.
[57.3s] You know, he can see where Thelonious is, so he puts it like, just above him.
[62.7s] Oh please, dear boy.
[65.2s] And he casts Counterspell, which is not just going to shut your door, but rather redirect
[71.7s] your door.
[72.7s] And it's going to open at the top of the cavern.
[76.2s] Squirming black tentacles fill a 20 foot square, and they begin reaching up
[81.4s] and clubbing you.
[82.8s] I will use my reaction to cast Hellish Rebuke.
[86.4s] That I'm gonna fly down and do a shield strike and try to move him five feet and tumble him
[92.4s] down the stairs.
[93.4s] Arvid has to make a strength saving throw, which he does not make.
[96.8s] Things aren't going the way Lex wanted.
[98.4s] Now his boyfriend's half dead and his best friend's just fell from the ceiling.
[105.3s] It's very bad.
[107.0s] And then we hear this crack.
[110.5s] Margaret, you see Thea and what you recognize as Flint.
[116.0s] Going with a small, red-haired, pigtailed gnome.
[120.7s] The undead are quickly rushing back to them and there's another crack off into the distance
[125.3s] and a tall goliath falls down.
[128.3s] What the?
[130.1s] What is happening?
[132.3s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.
[134.6s] I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More.
[136.2s] He, him.
[137.2s] Also with me today is Amy More.
[138.4s] I can barely hear anything.
[140.0s] What?
[141.0s] Your clap was so loud.
[142.0s] Uh, she, her.
[143.3s] And I'm playing today, guys.
[145.5s] I'm playing today and I'm playing, um, and I'm playing Thea Amastasia, she, her, and
[153.8s] I'm playing, uh, Gael Nighthunter, Ogla Kahnu, um, she, they.
[159.0s] Uh, yeah.
[160.0s] What I didn't realize in the last one is that Amy listed so many character names.
[163.5s] I was like, Oh, one of them's gotta be in it.
[165.4s] I didn't list any.
[166.4s] I said, I don't know.
[167.4s] Oh, okay.
[168.4s] Good.
[169.4s] Yeah.
[170.4s] I was like, I just knew Amy played so many characters, like one of them will
[173.1s] be in it at some point.
[174.6s] At the very, very end.
[175.6s] Nope.
[176.6s] Sorry.
[177.6s] I kept, I kept trying to be like, and what's Flank's up to at this moment?
[180.5s] And you're like, he's not, you're not in this one, Amy.
[183.1s] So if you heard heavy breathing in the back of that episode, that's just Amy hanging
[186.8s] out.
[187.8s] Uh, also with us, Rev Deshaime.
[189.2s] Hey, he, him, and I am Margaret Broadcloak, she, her.
[194.3s] And Tom Laird.
[195.3s] He, him, and I'm playing a very hurt Perseus and Flint.
[199.8s] And Kyle Claset.
[200.8s] Hey, he, him.
[202.4s] I will be playing Vorunax, he, him, and, uh, I'm excited to do this.
[207.1s] Let's go.
[208.1s] And Carla Maxted.
[211.1s] She, her, and I'll be playing Lex, he, him, and Lipsinki, she, her.
[220.5s] So many characters back.
[221.7s] We did it.
[222.7s] Everybody.
[223.7s] We, we, some people played no characters for one's show and, uh, and, and one
[227.8s] character.
[228.8s] How did it feel to play one individual character for a brief moment?
[232.4s] I mean, good until you, until you screwed over my idea.
[236.6s] Tom's holding on to some great stuff.
[242.0s] Tom's like, if it was my game, I totally would have let you Pac-Man his head.
[246.3s] Well, for the amount of times that you cried when I wouldn't let you use cloud
[250.0s] of daggers.
[251.0s] Lasset's a bit of a baby about it.
[255.1s] If you'd like to hear that, you can go to our Patreon, listen to the game that
[259.0s] Tom D.M.'s where he is the kindest D.M.
[261.8s] The kindest, gentlest D.M. who just handholds us through so many, lets us do
[267.7s] whatever we want.
[268.7s] Handholds and railroads at the same time.
[270.6s] It's quite weird.
[271.6s] Can the audience slip?
[272.9s] You just said kind-less.
[273.9s] You sure did.
[274.9s] And I was like.
[275.9s] But you also get an episode dedicated to you, like today's patron, Trent
[285.0s] Ash.
[286.0s] Hey Trent.
[287.0s] Thank you.
[288.0s] So much.
[289.0s] Nice, you Trent.
[290.4s] And you can join us at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.
[294.1s] It would be the kind-less thing you could do.
[295.9s] And now fuck it, let's play.
[299.9s] Okay.
[300.9s] Ah.
[301.9s] Boom.
[302.9s] Crash.
[303.9s] The sound of my heart, the beat goes on and on and on and on.
[308.9s] Is that our entrance music?
[311.9s] I think so.
[312.9s] It's pretty good.
[313.9s] Yeah, I did feel good about that I think.
[315.9s] Yeah, I think that's pretty good.
[318.7s] A crack rings out and a thud as your body hits the ground, Nighthunter.
[330.4s] Tell me what you were doing before you ended up here on the beach back in the future.
[337.8s] Well, Nighthunter was ready to make a stand next to their beloved wife and like just ready
[351.3s] to essentially just die on the front lines I think.
[355.1s] Like her, Elia, I mean Opal was somewhere there too and just kind of ready to hold
[364.7s] down the fort or die trying.
[366.7s] Yeah, that's the last thing that she remembers.
[371.5s] As you stared down Orcus' forces, this crack rang out from the tent that blew it apart
[378.3s] that signified that the travelers with the intent to go to the abyss had left.
[384.8s] And you feel yourself as you rush forward being whipped up into this hurricane of energy.
[391.1s] You look to your side and you see Elia leaping off of these undead who looks back at you
[400.6s] and you lock eyes as you disappear from that scene.
[406.9s] You now lie prone on the stone floor of this cavern that you're in.
[415.1s] You hear groans of undead and swift moving behind you.
[419.2s] What do you do?
[421.2s] Can I use an action to spring up?
[425.2s] It would be half your movement.
[427.2s] It doesn't need to be an action.
[429.2s] You can use an action if you want to.
[431.2s] No, it's fine.
[433.2s] If you wanted to do that cool thing where people like jump to their feet from on their back.
[437.2s] Yeah, I want to do that.
[439.2s] But I'm not using an action for it.
[441.2s] I'm just going to do it.
[443.2s] I feel like that's just how Nighthunter gets up.
[445.2s] So run to the mill for her.
[447.2s] So she's like really big and bulky.
[449.2s] So I don't think that that she probably fell like forward in a crouching kind of like splayed
[455.2s] and then like slowly, you know, when people get up cool.
[459.2s] I don't know.
[461.2s] You know, people not springing up, but like stepping up and they're lifting their
[466.2s] head in the last moment.
[468.2s] Like the fuck is going on here?
[471.2s] And without even thinking, she just starts swing.
[475.2s] She's got her weapons, right?
[477.2s] Yeah, you have everything that was on you.
[479.2s] Just didn't lose it in the whipping tornado she got whisked away in.
[481.2s] Yeah, no, you had it in your hand, so likely it fell to the ground.
[485.2s] So you picked it up as you stood.
[487.2s] So as they get up during the last straightening moment, she whips her arm out
[495.2s] and slices to the side and behind her as she becomes aware that she is surrounded by the undead.
[503.3s] Because this is exactly the way she left things.
[505.3s] So she's just wheeled a corpse grinder around.
[507.3s] In a hurricane, undead are being dispelled
[512.3s] and the black ichor from their bodies is being plastered across the wall.
[517.3s] As everybody else sees this Goliath enter from who knows where
[521.3s] and begin clearing the spot around themselves.
[525.3s] Thea, Flint and Lipsinki.
[528.3s] You land, you see Night Hunter or the what presumably is Night Hunter
[535.3s] crash down a distance from you.
[537.3s] You've made Lex and Margaret off into the back
[540.3s] and Thea, you specifically see Thelonious at the top of the dais
[544.3s] with another figure who looks familiar kind of off into the shadows behind him.
[551.4s] Insert cool thing she says here.
[556.4s] Just cut it back in, Russ?
[558.4s] Yeah, we'll just do a couple takes later.
[560.4s] I don't know how it's going to be like.
[562.4s] I want to loose an arrow.
[564.4s] I don't want to waste any time.
[566.4s] Thea raises her head, sees Prim's bane,
[570.4s] grabs her oath bow and fucking just shoots an arrow at him.
[575.4s] And just does some whispering.
[577.4s] Swift death to you who have wronged me.
[582.4s] That's the sound an arrow makes.
[585.4s] I didn't know if you knew that.
[587.4s] All right, oh, please.
[589.4s] Fuck off.
[591.4s] Oh, no.
[593.4s] Oh, no.
[599.4s] She's taking off her headphones.
[601.4s] She took off her headphones.
[603.4s] It's a bad sign.
[605.4s] It's fine.
[608.4s] It's fine.
[610.4s] What happened, Amy?
[612.4s] I don't want to talk about it.
[614.4s] You haven't said it in so long.
[616.4s] There's too much of a buildup.
[618.4s] It was too.
[620.4s] There's too much pressure.
[622.4s] I didn't make the right sound.
[624.4s] I didn't make the right sound effect.
[626.4s] Fuck.
[628.4s] OK, so Thea does what Thea does.
[632.5s] Just as she's even notching the arrow in the bow,
[636.5s] it's like Swift, and she's seething mad.
[639.5s] She's like, Swift death to you who have wronged me.
[641.5s] And she's like, can't get it.
[643.5s] And the performance, and there's things around.
[646.5s] And I don't even think she gets it off
[648.5s] and kind of it like boing.
[650.5s] And then she's like toothy in front of her.
[653.5s] That was fucking embarrassing.
[655.5s] God damn it.
[657.5s] Isn't that one, in case?
[659.5s] In case you can't tell.
[661.5s] I just wanted to say that out loud.
[663.5s] A lot of Verrocta, Nicktoe moment there.
[665.5s] I'm mad.
[667.5s] Well, I have another attack.
[669.5s] Can I fucking just try to?
[671.5s] Or is it like, is it done?
[674.5s] I think you're good.
[676.5s] You came back.
[678.5s] You said your sweet catchphrase.
[680.5s] You did what you usually do.
[682.5s] Roll a one.
[684.5s] So the fans are getting just everything they want.
[686.5s] This is a lot of fanservice going on.
[688.5s] This is the Endgame fanservice episode.
[690.6s] Thea, OK.
[692.6s] I just want to listen.
[696.6s] No, you know what?
[698.6s] Thea will just like contemplate her life choices
[700.6s] at this moment.
[702.6s] And I'll just like play Nighthunter for a while.
[706.6s] Flint and Lipsinki.
[708.6s] I'll throw my Dwarven Hammer at this asshole.
[710.6s] Thelonious is the asshole you're throwing at?
[712.6s] No, at Thea for fucking that up.
[715.6s] Get it together, asshole.
[717.6s] All right.
[719.6s] That's enough out of you.
[721.6s] All right.
[722.6s] That is a dirty 20 on the first one.
[725.6s] Nice.
[727.6s] The juxtaposition of our characters is just fantastic.
[731.6s] 25 on the second one, Russ.
[733.6s] You loose your hammer, flies through the air,
[736.6s] goes out and it strikes him.
[738.6s] And then on the recoil, hits him again on the way back.
[742.6s] Give me some damage, please.
[744.6s] I can definitely do that.
[746.6s] 12 on the first one.
[748.6s] And 12 on the second one.
[750.6s] Thea leans over and goes,
[752.6s] hey, thanks.
[754.6s] Thanks for stepping in there.
[756.6s] Yeah, you know I got your back.
[758.6s] Do you think they saw it?
[760.6s] Oh yeah, everybody saw it.
[762.6s] Especially that cool Goliath over there.
[764.6s] Lipsinki, you are looking around.
[768.6s] You see the chaos that's happening around you.
[772.7s] You hear just this,
[774.7s] before you met Vorunax,
[778.7s] how the messages you got from your patron
[783.7s] were echoing and distant and sporadic
[787.7s] and like there were multiple voices
[790.7s] coming from everywhere all at once.
[793.7s] Whereas after you met Vorunax,
[795.7s] things became a little more clearer.
[797.7s] Things are now back to that chaotic mind state
[801.7s] that you have been out of for 10 years.
[805.7s] You look up to the dais and you see the hammer fly
[809.7s] and it hits this dark elf
[811.7s] who falls from this flying position
[813.7s] down to the top of this dais.
[815.7s] And in that you see a figure
[819.7s] kind of move in and out of a shadow.
[822.7s] You get a distinct feeling
[825.7s] that this individual looks very much like Vorunax
[830.8s] who you left deceased back
[834.8s] in the timeline who was crushed by Orcus.
[838.8s] Y'all, y'all, he's here.
[841.8s] They landed us right here.
[843.8s] He's, I think, alright, you guys,
[846.8s] I'm just gonna go.
[848.8s] I gotta, Vorunax is up there,
[850.8s] so I'm just going to start making my way
[854.8s] to the front towards my friend.
[857.8s] Undead all in front of you.
[858.8s] Yep, yep, yep.
[859.8s] Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.
[860.8s] I mean, I'll do something about that.
[862.8s] Yeah, no, I know that's what you were looking for.
[864.8s] I'm just laying the scene
[865.8s] so you're not just like, I'm gonna walk up.
[867.8s] I'm just gonna stroll on over.
[869.8s] Maybe bow as she passes.
[871.8s] That's right.
[872.8s] We all have questions.
[873.8s] Well, that's cool, but I'm not gonna do that.
[876.8s] Alright, don't.
[877.8s] Save that one for later.
[878.8s] I mean, don't save them all for later.
[880.8s] Russ might totally drop you from 250 feet in the air.
[884.8s] I think that I will just, like,
[889.8s] my bracers will turn into, like,
[892.8s] Sharpie's coming out,
[893.8s] and I'm swinging Sharpie the shovel back and forth
[897.8s] just to, like, clear it, you know?
[900.8s] Just to raise the undead in front of you.
[902.8s] Exactly, because now I've got a mission,
[905.8s] and yeah, I don't know Thelonious, so like,
[908.8s] he doesn't care about that at all.
[912.8s] Love that.
[913.9s] We see you break off from the group
[916.9s] and just begin cutting down people in front of you.
[938.9s] We go back to Lex and Margaret,
[941.9s] who have kind of, who have huddled down
[943.9s] behind a spot of rubble.
[946.9s] Margaret, you're holding off undead
[949.9s] as Lex, you are greatly injured
[953.9s] being torn at and crushed by the onslaught of undead.
[959.9s] We obviously, like, from our vantage point
[962.9s] have seen these people arrive.
[965.9s] Yeah, there's bright light.
[969.0s] If we determined that Lex and Lipsinki
[972.0s] do know each other from the prison,
[975.0s] we would not establish that.
[978.0s] They would have both been in there at the same time.
[982.0s] So they should for sure have a conversation.
[985.0s] I mean, certainly I feel like
[987.0s] Lipsinki knows Perseus in rat form.
[991.0s] Fuck yeah.
[993.0s] Right, because...
[995.0s] I forgot that thread, shit.
[998.0s] There's a never-ending,
[1001.0s] there's a never-ending number of threads you've woven.
[1004.0s] Yeah, this is on you.
[1005.0s] I know, that's totally on me.
[1007.0s] I forgot those two happened concurrent
[1010.0s] or, like, right after each other,
[1011.0s] like, because you played Lipsinki
[1013.0s] and then we, on the escape, found Lex, right?
[1015.0s] Yeah, yeah.
[1016.0s] And Perseus.
[1017.0s] Ah, son of a bitch.
[1018.0s] All right, well,
[1020.0s] Amy rolling out one, I forgot a storyline.
[1022.0s] All right.
[1024.0s] I don't know that that matters
[1026.0s] other than Lex, like,
[1028.0s] has a spark of recognition.
[1031.0s] You would definitely recognize Thea and Flint.
[1034.0s] Yeah.
[1035.0s] Flint being much more Dragonborn-y looking
[1038.0s] and then probably, yeah,
[1040.0s] Perseus for sure would have recognized
[1042.0s] Perseus as being attacked by Undead though.
[1045.0s] He's a little preoccupied.
[1047.0s] And I wouldn't recognize Perseus in this form
[1051.0s] because I only knew him as a rat.
[1053.0s] Yes, for Lipsinki.
[1055.1s] If we are alive in a few minutes,
[1057.1s] maybe they can reunite.
[1058.1s] That'll be nice.
[1059.1s] Yeah, cool.
[1060.1s] Love it.
[1061.1s] Great.
[1062.1s] Yeah.
[1063.1s] So, yeah, hint of recognition
[1064.1s] maybe through an open door,
[1065.1s] passing a window kind of thing
[1067.1s] as you are being led to and from
[1068.1s] different areas of the building.
[1071.1s] Yeah.
[1072.1s] Love it.
[1073.1s] All that to say what I do has...
[1077.1s] Margaret, what do we...
[1081.1s] What do we do?
[1082.1s] We came here, we found him
[1084.1s] and he's...
[1087.1s] They're very powerful,
[1088.1s] those that just arrived,
[1089.1s] but I feel like we failed.
[1092.1s] Well, we're not going to do any good here.
[1095.1s] We're going to make any kind of a chance.
[1097.1s] We got to get to them.
[1098.1s] You're right.
[1099.1s] You're right.
[1100.1s] Let's go.
[1101.1s] I start like schlogging my way forward,
[1104.1s] not thinking of a good plan,
[1105.1s] just like movement.
[1107.1s] The two of you begin cutting your way forward
[1111.2s] in this scene,
[1114.2s] making your way to Flint and Thea
[1117.2s] would be the first people that you approach.
[1120.2s] Thelonious has fallen to the dais
[1123.2s] and he turns and looks at Vorunax
[1126.2s] and he says,
[1127.2s] who are we even supposed to be distracting?
[1135.2s] It's like you picked up in the middle of a conversation
[1138.2s] from so long ago.
[1141.2s] Well, at this point, Thelonious,
[1142.2s] I don't think it really matters.
[1143.2s] It seems like with the arrival of
[1147.2s] some prestigious heroes,
[1149.2s] you may actually find your end here
[1151.2s] and if you really need to know,
[1153.2s] well, water deep.
[1156.2s] We were going for water deep.
[1158.2s] Keep people in water deep
[1160.2s] so we can set up a summoning pool
[1165.2s] in Blackpool.
[1167.2s] Something small,
[1168.2s] something off the beaten path.
[1169.2s] No one would think to look there.
[1173.2s] But you'll take that secret with you to your grave
[1177.2s] and if it's my turn,
[1181.2s] I'll attack.
[1182.2s] He's, for all intents and purposes,
[1183.2s] prone at this point
[1184.2s] so with advantage.
[1185.2s] Oh, dope, dope, dope.
[1187.2s] All right, that is going to be an 18.
[1189.2s] Second attack is either a 25,
[1193.2s] it's a 25.
[1194.2s] Please make a wisdom saving throw
[1196.3s] as you swing down towards Thelonious.
[1200.3s] Okie dokie.
[1202.3s] That wisdom saving throw is going to be a 32.
[1205.3s] Wowza, wowza.
[1207.3s] Give me some damage then.
[1209.3s] All right, that's going to be
[1210.3s] seven bludgeoning, 13 necrotic
[1213.3s] and then the second attack,
[1215.3s] it will be five bludgeoning damage,
[1219.3s] 20 necrotic.
[1221.3s] Wow.
[1222.3s] Wow, ouchie.
[1224.3s] Wow.
[1225.3s] Forgot your wisdom was so fucking,
[1228.3s] fucking good, hey?
[1231.3s] Thelonious apparently didn't know who I was
[1233.3s] but I knew who Thelonious was.
[1235.3s] There you go.
[1236.3s] You did your homework.
[1237.3s] He was, for players,
[1239.3s] he was trying to temporal shunt you
[1241.3s] so basically you just disappear
[1244.3s] to another point in time
[1245.3s] and then return on your next action
[1248.3s] at which point.
[1250.3s] Very cool spell when it works.
[1252.3s] Imagine all of us sitting there going like,
[1254.4s] oh come on, the whole thing.
[1258.4s] He was right there.
[1259.4s] Another point in time,
[1260.4s] that would have been great
[1261.4s] and then probably dies like between
[1264.4s] and then yeah, you never come back.
[1266.4s] Yeah, oh.
[1267.4s] But no, no, no, we got Jaypes.
[1269.4s] Yeah, that's right.
[1270.4s] Jaypes is in the wings.
[1271.4s] Jaypes is in the wings.
[1273.4s] Two huge blows go down into Thelonious
[1278.4s] who crumples down to the ground.
[1280.4s] He's not dead.
[1281.4s] He's one powerful wizard.
[1283.4s] Powerful wizard, hey?
[1286.4s] Anybody playing the home game
[1287.4s] keeping track of hit points, don't.
[1293.4s] Meaty wizard.
[1295.4s] That's right.
[1296.4s] I'm just standing over
[1297.4s] kind of like looking straight face down
[1299.4s] and I'm like,
[1301.4s] this is your end.
[1302.4s] Not yet.
[1303.4s] Ball you fucker.
[1304.4s] And he casts Dimension Door beneath you.
[1307.4s] Counterspell.
[1309.4s] He casts Counterspell.
[1310.4s] No, I don't think I can react
[1312.4s] in a reaction, can I?
[1313.4s] It's just an endless loop
[1314.4s] of them counterspelling one another.
[1316.4s] Now to be fair,
[1317.4s] my Counterspell has to be cast
[1319.4s] at a fifth level.
[1320.4s] I have to be a role on that.
[1322.4s] So Dimension Door is being cast
[1324.4s] at a fourth level spell.
[1325.4s] So you would,
[1326.4s] so first you would need to
[1328.4s] succeed on a,
[1329.4s] what did we say?
[1331.4s] A saving throw of something?
[1333.4s] Wisdom, I think.
[1334.4s] Wisdom.
[1335.4s] When you cast a spell using a slot
[1337.4s] of fourth or higher,
[1338.4s] the interrupted spell has no effect
[1340.4s] if the level is less than
[1341.5s] or equal to the level
[1342.5s] of the spell slot.
[1343.5s] So I'm at fifth,
[1344.5s] you're at fourth,
[1345.5s] it would just cancel out
[1346.5s] without a roll.
[1347.5s] So it's canceled out.
[1348.5s] Son of a bitch.
[1349.5s] Okay, well then
[1350.5s] then we're gonna do
[1351.5s] what the internet says
[1352.5s] and he's gonna try
[1353.5s] and Counterspell you.
[1354.5s] So you're casting it at fifth
[1355.5s] so I gotta succeed on a
[1358.5s] DC 10 plus the spells
[1360.5s] level.
[1361.5s] 15.
[1362.5s] Might work.
[1363.5s] Okay, here we go.
[1365.5s] Come on, big money,
[1366.5s] big money, big money, big money.
[1369.5s] It's a 16 on the die.
[1371.5s] Ooh, nice.
[1372.5s] Yeah.
[1373.5s] So
[1375.5s] the
[1377.5s] the scene,
[1379.5s] the portal is beginning
[1380.5s] to appear beneath you
[1381.5s] and you see Varanok's
[1382.5s] casting Counterspell
[1383.5s] which is
[1384.5s] which is beginning to close
[1385.5s] and then
[1386.5s] Thelonious
[1387.5s] says,
[1388.5s] fuck no, not today
[1390.5s] and wags his finger
[1392.5s] up at Varanok's
[1395.5s] that sends like this
[1396.5s] reverberating
[1398.5s] wave
[1399.5s] that
[1400.5s] just extinguishes
[1401.5s] his Counterspell
[1403.5s] and we see
[1404.5s] Varanok's disappear
[1406.5s] into the dimension door
[1408.5s] and
[1412.5s] we wanna drop you 250 feet
[1413.5s] or do we wanna move you
[1414.5s] somewhere else?
[1415.5s] You do whatever you're feeling
[1416.5s] what do you think
[1417.5s] what do you think Thelonious
[1418.5s] would do?
[1419.5s] I think he'd drop you
[1420.5s] 250 feet.
[1421.5s] Drop it like it's hot.
[1423.5s] You go up
[1424.5s] and you see Varanok's
[1425.5s] begin to fall.
[1430.5s] Lex and Margaret
[1432.5s] you are beginning
[1433.5s] to make your way
[1434.5s] and you see
[1435.5s] Lex specifically
[1436.5s] you see over top of
[1438.5s] these undead
[1439.5s] and you see
[1440.5s] Flint and Thea
[1441.5s] beginning to walk away
[1442.5s] from you
[1443.5s] so like this point
[1444.5s] in the middle
[1445.5s] that would have helped you
[1446.5s] is now moving
[1447.5s] farther away.
[1448.5s] I guess
[1449.5s] I assumed
[1450.5s] Rev, that Margaret
[1451.5s] and I were also
[1452.5s] gonna try and like
[1453.5s] just dip in
[1454.5s] and pick up Arvid
[1455.5s] and Perseus
[1456.5s] on the way
[1457.5s] to where
[1458.5s] you know, trying
[1459.6s] you know, try and
[1460.6s] get them out
[1462.6s] I don't think
[1463.6s] Lex is so focused
[1464.6s] on vengeance
[1465.6s] that he would be
[1466.6s] forgetting
[1467.6s] his
[1468.6s] his one
[1469.6s] true creepy love
[1470.6s] and his best friend
[1471.6s] so
[1472.6s] I think
[1474.6s] yeah
[1475.6s] Thelonious is
[1476.6s] a little bit
[1477.6s] secondary
[1478.6s] to Lex
[1479.6s] than like
[1480.6s] getting the hordes
[1481.6s] off of his
[1482.6s] Okay, you're making
[1483.6s] your way to Arvid
[1484.6s] he would have been
[1485.6s] the closest at this point
[1486.6s] you're clearing the way
[1488.6s] Margaret
[1489.6s] using her shield
[1490.6s] and Mace
[1491.6s] and you using
[1492.6s] your sword
[1493.6s] and you get to a point
[1494.6s] where you
[1495.6s] last saw Arvid
[1503.6s] and as you get there
[1506.6s] you
[1508.6s] clear away
[1509.6s] the undead
[1511.6s] and
[1515.6s] can you roll
[1516.6s] roll me a dice please
[1517.6s] what kind of dice?
[1518.6s] a d20
[1520.6s] a d20 dice
[1521.6s] do I want to roll
[1522.6s] low or high?
[1523.6s] I want you to roll
[1524.6s] it's for us
[1525.6s] it's for a strength
[1526.6s] saving throw
[1527.6s] 12
[1532.6s] you get
[1533.6s] to that point
[1534.6s] and clear away
[1537.6s] and you
[1538.6s] see
[1540.6s] the lifeless body
[1543.6s] of Arvid
[1547.6s] can
[1552.6s] can
[1556.6s] um
[1557.6s] I don't
[1558.6s] I don't know
[1559.6s] if you want me
[1560.6s] to describe him
[1561.6s] but I'm going to
[1562.6s] because
[1563.6s] this is an audio
[1564.6s] audio podcast
[1566.6s] it's an audio
[1567.6s] podcast
[1568.6s] I guess
[1569.6s] I do need you
[1570.6s] to because
[1571.6s] I need to know
[1572.6s] like is he
[1573.6s] dead dead
[1574.6s] or like D&D dead
[1575.6s] because
[1576.7s] he can do if he's
[1577.7s] just D&D dead
[1578.7s] but if he's like
[1579.7s] smushed
[1580.7s] or something
[1581.7s] yeah his body
[1582.7s] has been picked
[1583.7s] and torn apart
[1587.7s] he is
[1588.7s] spread
[1589.7s] over a good distance
[1594.7s] his belongings
[1595.7s] no longer there
[1597.7s] this isn't because of
[1598.7s] the 12 I rolled
[1599.7s] is it?
[1603.7s] oh no
[1604.7s] that's really rude
[1605.7s] take responsibility
[1606.7s] fuck
[1608.7s] look I already rolled
[1609.7s] and he died
[1610.7s] I was trying to get you
[1611.7s] to roll to save him
[1614.7s] I think that
[1617.7s] had
[1619.7s] Lex been
[1621.7s] built with tear ducts
[1623.7s] there would be tears
[1624.7s] but unfortunately
[1625.7s] he does not have that way
[1627.7s] of
[1628.7s] expressing himself
[1632.7s] but there probably is
[1635.7s] even a further slowing
[1637.7s] of
[1638.7s] of his steps
[1639.7s] like he is
[1640.7s] quite
[1641.7s] injured
[1642.7s] himself
[1643.7s] and already kind of
[1644.7s] feeling like
[1645.7s] I don't know if we can
[1646.7s] win this day
[1650.7s] yeah so like
[1651.7s] it's a real bummer
[1652.7s] I guess is what I'm
[1653.7s] saying it's real
[1654.7s] downer here
[1655.7s] Margaret you
[1656.7s] I mean you see the
[1657.7s] scene ahead of you too
[1658.7s] but you also see
[1659.7s] the
[1660.7s] the downturn
[1661.7s] in Lex
[1662.7s] and the slowing
[1663.7s] of
[1664.8s] what
[1665.8s] they're doing
[1667.8s] yeah I think that
[1668.8s] you know this is
[1669.8s] not a
[1671.8s] sight that is
[1672.8s] unfamiliar to
[1673.8s] Margaret
[1674.8s] of having
[1675.8s] lost people
[1676.8s] in a battle like this
[1677.8s] especially something
[1678.8s] this large
[1680.8s] and
[1681.8s] you know pushing
[1682.8s] back at these
[1683.8s] undead with the
[1684.8s] shield
[1686.8s] come on Lex
[1688.8s] we gotta keep moving
[1689.8s] don't let it be
[1690.8s] for nothing
[1691.8s] you
[1693.8s] you're right
[1695.8s] Perseus is
[1696.8s] still
[1697.8s] there and
[1699.8s] I just
[1700.8s] I want us to be
[1701.8s] alive and
[1702.8s] I want
[1703.8s] Thelonious to be
[1704.8s] dead but
[1705.8s] I want us to be
[1706.8s] alive more
[1708.8s] two of you begin
[1709.8s] pressing forward
[1710.8s] again
[1711.8s] Thea and
[1712.8s] Flint
[1713.8s] you
[1715.8s] follow in behind
[1716.8s] Lipsinki
[1718.8s] Lipsinki
[1719.8s] you
[1721.8s] had your eyes
[1722.8s] set on
[1723.8s] who you saw
[1724.8s] as Vorunax
[1725.8s] and were further confirmed
[1727.8s] as Vorunax
[1728.8s] stepped out of the shadows
[1729.8s] to
[1730.8s] try and strike down
[1732.8s] Thelonious
[1733.8s] you now see
[1734.8s] Vorunax dimension
[1735.8s] doored up
[1736.8s] and now falling
[1737.8s] 250 feet
[1738.8s] down
[1739.8s] towards
[1740.8s] the earth below
[1742.8s] think of that
[1743.8s] what can I do
[1744.8s] save my friend
[1745.8s] does Thea
[1746.8s] see it too
[1747.8s] can
[1748.8s] she help out
[1749.8s] if
[1750.8s] Lipsinki
[1751.8s] is
[1752.8s] at this point
[1753.8s] Thea
[1754.8s] at this point
[1755.8s] Thea and Flint
[1756.8s] you would have seen
[1757.8s] Vorunax
[1758.8s] step out
[1759.8s] especially after
[1760.8s] Lipsinki called
[1761.8s] and said
[1762.8s] he's here
[1763.8s] that's where you were
[1764.8s] making it too
[1765.8s] so all three of you
[1766.8s] see this scene
[1768.8s] Vorunax falling
[1771.8s] can I do something
[1772.8s] cool
[1773.8s] you gotta do it now
[1774.8s] if you're gonna do it
[1776.8s] Thea looks up
[1777.8s] and sees
[1778.8s] Vorunax
[1780.8s] fall through
[1782.8s] a portal
[1783.8s] in the ceiling essentially
[1784.8s] and she
[1786.8s] runs forward
[1787.8s] and
[1789.8s] using her
[1791.8s] wild shape
[1792.8s] which she doesn't
[1793.8s] get off into
[1794.8s] because apparently
[1795.8s] she forgets she's a druid
[1796.8s] she will
[1797.8s] she wild shapes
[1798.8s] into a
[1799.8s] clockwork
[1800.8s] dragon
[1801.8s] and flies
[1803.8s] upward
[1804.8s] to intercept
[1806.8s] or to at least
[1807.8s] at the very least
[1808.8s] slow down
[1809.9s] uh
[1810.9s] Vorunax's fall
[1811.9s] good timing
[1815.9s] uh
[1816.9s] yeah for everybody else
[1817.9s] you see this
[1819.9s] the cool foley
[1820.9s] that's playing in the background
[1821.9s] is really
[1822.9s] really awesome
[1824.9s] as this
[1825.9s] as this mechanical
[1826.9s] dragon
[1827.9s] explodes from the ground
[1829.9s] uh
[1830.9s] and Vorunax
[1831.9s] you see
[1833.9s] one moment you're
[1834.9s] on the ground
[1835.9s] trying to counter spell Thelonious
[1836.9s] next you're
[1837.9s] falling
[1838.9s] towards the ground
[1839.9s] and you see this dragon
[1840.9s] rushing up
[1841.9s] beneath you
[1842.9s] what do you do?
[1844.9s] uh
[1846.9s] just go
[1847.9s] I didn't know he could
[1849.9s] just summon
[1850.9s] did okay
[1851.9s] that's very different
[1853.9s] I'm gonna try to
[1855.9s] grab onto the dragon
[1856.9s] because I definitely
[1857.9s] don't want to fall
[1858.9s] no take it from me
[1859.9s] it's not great
[1861.9s] no
[1863.9s] you reach out to grab
[1864.9s] the dragon
[1865.9s] the dragon
[1866.9s] unbeknownst to you
[1868.0s] is trying to save you
[1869.0s] as well
[1870.0s] so I feel like
[1871.0s] this
[1872.0s] this works
[1873.0s] because you're both
[1874.0s] trying to do the same thing
[1875.0s] without knowing
[1876.0s] that you're doing
[1877.0s] the same thing
[1878.0s] right
[1879.0s] so Thea is going to
[1880.0s] I assume
[1881.0s] put yourself in a good position
[1882.0s] to be able to be
[1883.0s] have parts of you
[1884.0s] grabbed by
[1885.0s] yeah I'm hoping
[1886.0s] he's gonna like
[1887.0s] land kinda on my back
[1888.0s] grab my tail
[1889.0s] kinda situation
[1890.0s] right
[1891.0s] I mean I'm not like
[1892.0s] a giant creature
[1893.0s] but I
[1894.0s] could at least
[1896.0s] slow a fall
[1897.0s] as the scene
[1898.0s] plays out
[1899.0s] I assume there's
[1900.0s] a bit of uncertainty
[1901.0s] not knowing
[1902.0s] who the dragon
[1903.0s] came from
[1905.0s] but
[1906.0s] clarity comes
[1907.0s] at least in some
[1908.0s] respect
[1909.0s] when you're able
[1910.0s] to grab onto the dragon
[1911.0s] and it doesn't
[1912.0s] just try and
[1913.0s] chomp chomp you
[1914.0s] from the feet up
[1915.0s] you then said
[1916.0s] you go
[1917.0s] and try
[1919.0s] and dragon
[1920.0s] and breath
[1921.0s] weapon
[1922.0s] yeah as I'm sailing
[1923.0s] forward
[1924.0s] in the direction
[1925.0s] of
[1927.0s] Thelonious
[1928.0s] I want to release
[1929.0s] a fire breath
[1931.0s] it's a 15 foot cone
[1933.0s] must make a
[1934.0s] dexterity saving throw
[1935.0s] what happens is
[1937.0s] his protective dome
[1938.0s] comes up
[1939.0s] of course it does
[1940.0s] as he sees you
[1941.0s] go to save Vorunax
[1943.0s] and then fly
[1944.0s] another 150 feet
[1945.0s] towards him
[1947.0s] time and perspective
[1949.0s] works in his favor
[1950.0s] in that moment
[1952.0s] fine
[1953.0s] as my breath weapon
[1954.0s] doesn't
[1955.0s] work
[1956.0s] we
[1957.0s] I slow us
[1958.0s] to the ground
[1960.0s] on the dais
[1961.0s] I hover in the air
[1965.0s] hey everybody
[1967.0s] welcome to the middle
[1969.0s] thought I'd come in nice
[1970.0s] and quiet
[1971.0s] just kind of like
[1972.0s] sneak in here
[1973.0s] because I have something
[1974.0s] that I want to tell you
[1975.0s] it's almost my birthday
[1977.0s] and because it's
[1978.0s] almost my birthday
[1979.0s] I've decided to do
[1980.0s] game time this month
[1982.0s] and we've got two
[1983.0s] amazing people
[1984.0s] who are going to be
[1985.1s] but
[1986.1s] I'd really love
[1987.1s] three
[1988.1s] three's my favorite number
[1989.1s] so
[1990.1s] maybe even four
[1991.1s] five would be great
[1992.1s] so I'm getting a little
[1993.1s] greedy
[1994.1s] it is my birthday though
[1995.1s] so consider it
[1996.1s] because I would love
[1997.1s] to play with you
[1998.1s] you're doing so well
[1999.1s] we weren't sure
[2000.1s] if we wanted to
[2001.1s] steal the shadow
[2002.1s] or the thunder
[2004.1s] I know
[2005.1s] that was like
[2006.1s] 100% Amy
[2007.1s] and 100%
[2008.1s] great
[2009.1s] and that's how Amy runs
[2010.1s] game time
[2011.1s] is 100% great
[2012.1s] 100% great
[2013.1s] I know exactly
[2014.1s] 10 out of 10
[2015.1s] greats agree
[2016.1s] everybody always
[2017.1s] has a great time
[2018.1s] at Amy's table
[2019.1s] and we can't wait
[2020.1s] well Carla's playing
[2021.1s] in it
[2022.1s] because Carla never
[2023.1s] gets to play with Amy
[2024.1s] at game times
[2025.1s] and it is always
[2026.1s] shenanigans
[2027.1s] always
[2028.1s] always shenanigans
[2029.1s] so
[2030.1s] Patreon.com
[2031.1s] slash dumb dragon cast
[2032.1s] you can sign up
[2033.1s] for any tier there
[2034.1s] but if you want
[2035.1s] to play in Amy's
[2036.1s] game time
[2037.1s] which is coming up
[2038.1s] on
[2039.1s] April
[2040.1s] 23rd
[2041.1s] 2022
[2042.1s] the year of right now
[2043.2s] you can play with Amy
[2044.2s] it's a morning game
[2045.2s] for us
[2046.2s] so it's like
[2047.2s] a lunch hour
[2048.2s] eastern-ish
[2049.2s] game
[2050.2s] but all the details
[2051.2s] are at Patreon.com
[2052.2s] slash dumb dragon cast
[2053.2s] take it out Amy
[2054.2s] I'd really love it
[2055.2s] if you could come
[2056.2s] play with me
[2057.2s] for my birthday
[2058.2s] make sure that
[2059.2s] you put Baileys
[2060.2s] or something
[2061.2s] in your coffee
[2062.2s] because you're gonna need it
[2063.2s] it's gonna be crazy
[2064.2s] did Amy mention
[2065.2s] it's her birthday
[2066.2s] guys
[2067.2s] no pressure
[2068.2s] birthday
[2069.2s] but a little bit of pressure
[2070.2s] because that's what
[2071.2s] birthdays are for
[2072.2s] 5
[2073.2s] so
[2074.2s] so there you go
[2075.2s] it's an important one
[2076.2s] all right
[2077.2s] love you bye
[2079.2s] I mean do it
[2080.2s] love you bye
[2084.2s] let's go back to flint
[2085.2s] and Lipsinki
[2086.2s] dragon
[2087.2s] goes to save
[2088.2s] Vorunax as both of you
[2089.2s] are like flipping
[2090.2s] through your Rolodex
[2091.2s] of cool vines to do
[2092.2s] and other doors to open
[2096.2s] Bea's got this one
[2098.2s] you see Thelonious
[2099.2s] the protective shield
[2101.2s] that
[2102.2s] is put up
[2103.2s] I want to cast
[2104.2s] haste
[2105.2s] on
[2107.2s] Lipsinki
[2108.2s] what does that give
[2109.2s] Lipsinki
[2111.2s] target speed
[2112.2s] is doubled
[2113.2s] gains plus two bonus
[2114.2s] to AC
[2115.2s] has advantage on
[2116.2s] deck saving throws
[2117.2s] and gains additional
[2118.2s] actions on each
[2119.2s] of his turns
[2120.2s] and additional action
[2121.2s] nice
[2122.2s] so that
[2123.2s] that action can be used
[2124.2s] to take the attack
[2125.2s] dash disengage hide
[2126.2s] or use an object action
[2128.2s] Lipsinki is going to
[2129.2s] now attack Thelonious
[2130.3s] cause now
[2131.3s] Thelonious did
[2132.3s] some shit
[2133.3s] to Vorunax so
[2135.3s] she knows him now
[2137.3s] so she's going to
[2139.3s] eldritch blast him
[2141.3s] normally only has
[2142.3s] one attack but
[2143.3s] I'm pretty sure
[2144.3s] I just got another one
[2145.3s] in case it
[2146.3s] changes your mind
[2147.3s] you did see
[2148.3s] that protective barrier
[2149.3s] go up as a flame
[2150.3s] of dragon breath
[2152.3s] didn't seem to
[2153.3s] hit him
[2154.3s] well god damn it
[2155.3s] that's my coolest
[2156.3s] thing I can do
[2157.3s] why can't I
[2158.3s] hurt him
[2159.3s] what's your dig speed
[2160.3s] my dig speed
[2161.3s] great question
[2163.3s] I think it's under sharpie
[2164.3s] yep
[2165.3s] it's very long
[2166.3s] cause
[2167.3s] it's a cool
[2168.3s] it's a cool thing
[2169.3s] someone made
[2170.3s] thank you Devon
[2171.3s] digging speed by
[2172.3s] 30
[2173.3s] feet
[2174.3s] cut through
[2175.3s] stone
[2176.3s] at one foot
[2177.3s] per action
[2179.3s] that's rough
[2180.3s] I mean better
[2181.3s] than a regular shovel
[2182.3s] yeah absolutely
[2183.3s] true
[2184.3s] yeah so I can attack
[2185.3s] that fucker
[2187.3s] or I can
[2188.4s] but it's just a waste
[2189.4s] so I don't want to
[2190.4s] do that
[2191.4s] you have clocked
[2192.4s] that there's another
[2193.4s] group in the room
[2194.4s] also making their way
[2195.4s] towards
[2196.4s] yeah
[2197.4s] I mean
[2198.4s] if Lipsinki was
[2199.4s] a different person
[2200.4s] I think that would matter
[2201.4s] yep that's fine
[2203.4s] no that's tough
[2204.4s] yeah
[2205.4s] so I'll just
[2206.4s] I'll just keep
[2207.4s] keep going
[2208.4s] and going faster now
[2209.4s] and
[2210.4s] and attacking zombies
[2211.4s] with sharpie
[2212.4s] I guess
[2213.4s] on the way to
[2214.4s] Thelonious
[2215.4s] cause now
[2216.4s] I don't like him
[2217.4s] Lipsinki
[2218.4s] you take off
[2220.4s] Flint
[2221.4s] in hot pursuit
[2222.4s] night hunter
[2223.4s] how's night hunter doing?
[2225.4s] how is night hunter?
[2227.4s] probably loving it
[2228.4s] probably killed like
[2229.4s] 2000 zombies
[2230.4s] emotionally
[2232.4s] not great
[2233.4s] no
[2234.4s] feeling
[2235.4s] very at a place
[2237.4s] feeling
[2238.4s] like
[2239.4s] just playing the
[2240.4s] look on
[2241.4s] Elia's face
[2242.4s] as she was sucked away
[2243.4s] over and over
[2244.4s] and over again
[2245.4s] which I just think
[2246.4s] intensifying
[2247.4s] the amount of slashing
[2249.4s] and chopping
[2250.4s] and slicing
[2251.4s] that she is doing
[2253.4s] in this group of undead
[2255.4s] scene we see
[2256.4s] with night hunter
[2257.4s] is like these
[2258.4s] like in the action movies
[2259.4s] when
[2260.4s] when like
[2261.4s] John Wick is remembering
[2262.4s] his dog
[2263.4s] in that moment
[2264.4s] with the quick
[2265.4s] like flashes back
[2266.4s] to the one you love
[2268.4s] it sounded goofy
[2269.4s] but the
[2270.4s] the sentiment is there
[2271.4s] absolutely
[2272.4s] yes yes
[2273.4s] she's feeling all the
[2274.4s] John Wick feeling
[2275.5s] has slowed down
[2276.5s] and you're just
[2277.5s] carving through
[2278.5s] the things around you
[2279.5s] taking the occasional
[2280.5s] like claw
[2281.5s] or bite
[2282.5s] or
[2283.5s] or
[2284.5s] or like thud
[2285.5s] against you
[2286.5s] you get rushed on
[2287.5s] and like blast them
[2288.5s] apart
[2289.5s] at one point
[2290.5s] and it's
[2291.5s] and it's really cool
[2292.5s] yeah
[2293.5s] cause I mean like
[2294.5s] just leaving
[2295.5s] a pile
[2296.5s] of bodies
[2297.5s] yeah
[2299.5s] Lex and Margaret
[2300.5s] you are slowly
[2301.5s] making your way
[2302.5s] towards where
[2303.5s] Perseus
[2304.5s] was last seen
[2306.5s] Tom has
[2307.5s] has rolled a strength
[2308.5s] saving throw for me
[2309.5s] Tom please
[2310.5s] tell everybody
[2311.5s] what that is
[2312.5s] so it's not like
[2313.5s] I'm just making shit up
[2314.5s] it was an 18
[2315.5s] ok
[2316.5s] you're clearing away
[2317.5s] and you get
[2319.5s] you get over top
[2320.5s] of where
[2321.5s] Perseus was
[2322.5s] and you see
[2323.5s] his belongings
[2324.5s] in the bag
[2325.5s] in the clothes
[2327.5s] and it looks like
[2328.5s] he's
[2329.5s] gone
[2330.5s] I think
[2331.5s] Lex
[2332.5s] like falls to his knees
[2333.6s] Perseus
[2334.6s] are you
[2336.6s] are you here
[2337.6s] I
[2339.6s] and maybe even
[2340.6s] is sadly
[2341.6s] kind of like
[2342.6s] trying to look around
[2343.6s] like
[2344.6s] for parts
[2346.6s] just to know
[2347.6s] for sure
[2348.6s] that he's gone
[2349.6s] cause
[2350.6s] it's definitely
[2351.6s] not exactly
[2352.6s] the same scene
[2353.6s] that you saw with Arvid
[2354.6s] and you
[2355.6s] are moving through
[2356.6s] his belongings
[2357.6s] and
[2359.6s] Margaret
[2360.6s] you're holding back
[2361.6s] the undead
[2362.6s] the undead around you
[2364.6s] and
[2365.6s] you hear
[2366.6s] a small squeak
[2371.6s] and
[2372.6s] Perseus the rat
[2373.6s] makes his way
[2374.6s] out of the
[2376.6s] out of the
[2377.6s] clothing
[2378.6s] and
[2379.6s] the satchel
[2380.6s] and out of that
[2381.6s] and scurries up
[2382.6s] your arm
[2384.6s] and into your pocket
[2386.6s] oh
[2387.6s] Perseus
[2388.6s] thank god
[2389.6s] we'll
[2391.6s] we'll figure it out
[2393.6s] or you can stay like that
[2394.6s] if you want
[2395.6s] that's fine too
[2396.6s] I just
[2397.6s] oh
[2399.6s] and
[2400.6s] still kind of on my knees
[2402.6s] I think I just look at Margaret like
[2405.6s] okay so
[2406.6s] grateful
[2407.6s] cause I've really just been counting on her to keep me safe
[2409.6s] as I'm
[2410.6s] doing this very ill advised thing
[2411.6s] like crawling around on the floor
[2414.6s] and
[2416.6s] yeah
[2417.6s] get up and feel
[2418.6s] like
[2419.6s] a bit renewed
[2420.6s] I'm not
[2421.6s] completely alone
[2423.6s] again
[2424.6s] this is the moment Lex
[2426.6s] we could leave
[2427.6s] we could fly out that door right now
[2429.6s] do you want to keep going
[2430.6s] or are we
[2432.6s] are we staying
[2434.6s] well like you said
[2435.6s] we can't
[2436.6s] we can't make it all for nothing
[2437.6s] Arvid's
[2438.6s] gone and we've made it all the way here so
[2442.6s] I think
[2443.6s] I think we keep trying
[2444.6s] if
[2445.6s] if you're willing
[2446.6s] I think in response
[2447.6s] I scoop him up now that he has found
[2451.6s] now that we know about the two other party members
[2454.6s] and
[2455.6s] actually fly us to
[2456.6s] the center group
[2458.6s] part of the scene
[2459.6s] Margaret scoops Lex and Perseus
[2461.6s] is
[2463.6s] inside of Lex's shoulder
[2466.6s] Flint and Lipsinki
[2468.6s] are making their way towards the dais
[2470.6s] the
[2471.6s] the clockwork dragon and Vorunax
[2473.6s] are hovering just above the dais
[2475.6s] setting down behind Thelonious
[2477.6s] who is
[2479.6s] who is standing up
[2481.6s] before everyone
[2483.6s] making their way towards him
[2486.6s] and Margaret and Lex
[2488.6s] you are the first
[2490.6s] to
[2492.6s] make your way to the top of this dais
[2496.6s] as you get over top of it
[2498.6s] Margaret
[2499.6s] how do you
[2500.6s] release Lex
[2501.6s] yeah I think I
[2502.6s] I just land us both down
[2504.6s] the two of you land down in front
[2506.6s] of Thelonious who looks at you
[2508.6s] and
[2510.6s] Lex it was supposed to be
[2512.6s] so much better with the two of us
[2515.6s] it wasn't supposed to be this messy
[2518.6s] right Vorunax
[2519.6s] it wasn't supposed to be this messy okay
[2524.6s] you can still
[2526.6s] you're strong
[2529.6s] you you can
[2530.6s] you can still come
[2532.6s] help me
[2533.6s] help
[2534.6s] you
[2538.6s] I would never
[2540.6s] help you
[2542.6s] and I guess I'm going to try and attack him
[2544.6s] I know he's in his little bubble
[2546.6s] because he's a big wiener
[2550.6s] as as he's
[2552.6s] as he's just
[2554.6s] softening quote unquote
[2556.6s] trying to
[2558.6s] in in
[2560.6s] get your mind out of a gutter
[2563.6s] you can't call him a big wiener
[2565.6s] and then you talk about him
[2567.6s] fair enough
[2568.6s] my bad
[2569.6s] as he's trying to relay
[2571.6s] this emotion towards you
[2573.6s] Rev belongs here
[2574.6s] yeah
[2576.6s] he
[2577.6s] and you
[2578.6s] grab your weapon
[2579.6s] and begin to charge towards him
[2581.6s] his face shifts
[2584.6s] and
[2586.6s] Margaret you feel
[2588.6s] the same heat
[2590.6s] as
[2592.6s] when he last cast fireball
[2596.6s] and you see it welling up
[2598.6s] in his hands in front of him
[2600.6s] and he releases it
[2602.6s] towards Lex
[2604.6s] as Lex is charging towards him
[2608.6s] I'm going to use Vigilant Guardian
[2612.6s] which lets me switch places with someone
[2616.6s] like seeing that this
[2618.6s] I know that we are both in bad shape and seeing
[2620.6s] this fireball coming at
[2622.6s] Lex
[2624.6s] I switch places with him
[2626.6s] the fireball erupts
[2628.6s] towards Lex
[2630.6s] and Lex you see this light
[2632.6s] rushing towards you
[2634.6s] and in a flash you are
[2636.6s] back and off to the side
[2638.6s] and you see Margaret
[2640.6s] taking the brunt of this
[2642.6s] fireball
[2644.6s] engulfed in this flame as it passes
[2646.6s] over her
[2648.6s] further back into this cavern
[2650.6s] exploding on the wall
[2654.6s] describe the stance
[2656.6s] describe the scene that
[2658.6s] Lex sees of Margaret
[2660.6s] there is this moment
[2662.6s] where they
[2664.6s] switch places
[2666.6s] that it's like this shield
[2668.6s] kind of breaks in front
[2670.6s] of Lex and
[2672.6s] moves him back
[2674.6s] into the side
[2676.6s] and as the fire
[2678.6s] runs over the shield
[2680.6s] and starts to engulf Margaret
[2682.6s] she
[2684.6s] is bracing against it and looks
[2686.6s] back at Lex
[2688.6s] and there's just a little bit of a smile
[2692.6s] and with her free hand she casts back
[2694.6s] her mace to
[2696.6s] Lex's feet
[2698.6s] and then the smile
[2700.6s] and Margaret are both
[2702.6s] gone
[2706.6s] there's a look of
[2708.6s] satisfaction in Thelonious's
[2710.6s] eyes then a look of confusion
[2712.6s] as he sees not Lex before
[2714.6s] him but Margaret
[2716.6s] and he looks over to
[2718.6s] Lex with this
[2720.6s] almost relieved
[2724.6s] sensation washing over his
[2726.6s] face
[2728.6s] ah well I guess I pick up that dope mace
[2730.6s] don't want that
[2732.6s] to be for nothing
[2734.6s] as you pick up the mace you see that
[2736.6s] in the leather
[2738.6s] around it it has a
[2740.6s] something etched in it and it says
[2744.6s] we watch out for those
[2746.6s] who others overlook
[2750.6s] and as I read
[2752.6s] that I think I'm gonna quickly reach
[2754.6s] into my pocket and pull
[2756.6s] Perseus out and give him a little smooch on his
[2758.6s] cute little furry head
[2760.6s] say you take care of yourself buddy
[2762.6s] and put him down cause I'm gonna run
[2764.6s] at Thelonious again and I don't
[2766.6s] wanna carry him there
[2768.6s] with me
[2770.6s] Thelonious is stunned
[2772.6s] for all intents
[2774.6s] and purposes and is not moving as you
[2776.6s] run towards him
[2778.6s] as sort of fast as I
[2780.6s] can with my
[2782.6s] shambling body
[2786.6s] I go towards him
[2788.6s] with that mace
[2790.6s] sort of in my last
[2792.6s] stand against him
[2794.6s] because
[2796.6s] I'm not doing so great either
[2800.6s] you rush across and you swing
[2802.6s] down hard into
[2804.6s] Thelonious
[2806.6s] Margaret's mace
[2810.6s] crushes down into his body
[2814.6s] you hit him hard once and he falls
[2816.6s] to the ground
[2818.6s] in disbelief and anger
[2820.6s] and fear
[2824.6s] you reach back to hit him
[2826.6s] a second time and as the mace
[2828.6s] hits this black
[2830.6s] pool
[2832.6s] extends out from beneath you
[2834.6s] and splashes up and
[2836.6s] around the two of you
[2838.6s] and crashes
[2840.6s] down and we hear crushing
[2842.6s] crushing
[2846.6s] and as this wave roils
[2848.6s] out the two of them
[2850.6s] are gone
[2866.6s] Dumbgeons and Dragons Season 2
[2868.6s] Episode 120
[2870.6s] Jamie More as Thea and Nighthunter
[2872.6s] Carla Maxted as Lex and Lipsynke
[2874.6s] Tom Laird as Perseus and Flint
[2876.6s] with Kyle Claset as
[2878.6s] Vorunax, Rev DeShane
[2880.6s] as Margaret Broadcloak, and Russ More
[2882.6s] as your dungeon master
[2884.6s] A huge thank you to our good friend Rev
[2886.6s] who joined us consistently
[2888.6s] over the last three years to bring
[2890.6s] Margaret to life as a part of Team
[2892.6s] Lex. What started as
[2894.6s] a fun side arc one shot
[2896.6s] turned into a story of dedication
[2898.6s] to the heart while bringing workers
[2900.6s] rights to the forefront across the realms
[2902.6s] Thank you, Rev
[2904.6s] Hear more from Rev on his
[2906.6s] show, The Crit Show, available
[2908.6s] anywhere you listen to podcasts
[2910.6s] Production and sound design of this episode
[2912.6s] is by Russ More
[2914.6s] This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound
[2916.6s] and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom
[2918.6s] Library, and Sound Ideas
[2920.6s] A huge thank you to our supporting producers
[2922.6s] Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok
[2924.6s] Kat Waterflame, Jacob Madden
[2926.6s] Christian Brown, Devin Michaels
[2928.6s] Craig Zeiss, Aaron Stevens,
[2930.6s] Daryleth, Lulahan, Charlie Warley
[2932.6s] L.A. Branton, and Nathaniel Teeter
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[2948.6s] Thank you for listening. Have a
[2950.6s] great week. We'll talk again soon
[2952.6s] Guys, I'm like
[2954.6s] 98 degrees
[2956.6s] which is absolutely true
[2958.6s] But like in like centigrade
[2960.6s] No, in like Kelvin, I'm not sure
[2962.6s] I feel very warm right now. I'm really mad
[2964.6s] But what happened?
[2966.6s] I feel like I've been waiting
[2968.6s] such a long time to play
[2970.6s] and to like
[2972.6s] fight this character
[2974.6s] I've never been on an
[2976.6s] episode where you have gotten to play
[2978.6s] so I think
[2980.6s] Is it living up to
[2982.6s] To all the hype
[2984.6s] Rev has been coming back year
[2986.6s] after year after year
[2988.6s] Just waiting to play with me
[2992.6s] Yeah, it's everything that you thought it would be
[2994.6s] and more, right? Yeah
[2996.6s] You know, if someone was going to roll one die
[2998.6s] in my presence
[3000.6s] Why not that one? It's going to be that one
[3002.6s] Can I do my
[3004.6s] cool thing or do you want time
[3006.6s] to look something up? I guess
[3008.6s] I guess, do you want to talk amongst
[3010.6s] What's going to be the coolest thing to do?
[3012.6s] Okay, here's my
[3014.6s] thing. I want to
[3016.6s] shape shift into a clockwork
[3018.6s] dragon. I want to fly
[3020.6s] and catch him on my
[3022.6s] back and as I'm soaring toward
[3024.6s] Thelonious, I want to let out
[3026.6s] fire breath, Adam
[3030.6s] Well, I mean, I don't know what I could do
[3032.6s] that would be cooler than that, so
[3034.6s] I feel like
[3036.6s] I feel like that's a pretty fucking
[3038.6s] good one
[3040.6s] I was going to summon a vine out of the wall to try
[3042.6s] to catch him
[3046.6s] You know, I was like, I can open a different
[3048.6s] door, but that's just going to send him
[3050.6s] somewhere bad
[3052.6s] I'm trying to get this guy
[3054.6s] to like us, so
[3056.6s] I love that plan
[3062.6s] I switch places with him
[3064.6s] Counterspell on Margaret
[3068.6s] Just to be a dick
[3070.6s] You're not getting your Obi-Wan Kenobi moment hurt
[3072.6s] If Russ had just
[3074.6s] described that and I was like, oh man, that's too
[3076.6s] bad
[3078.6s] That's awesome
[3080.6s] Dumbgeons and Dragons
[3082.6s] is a Dumb Dragons production